Jokes - The Grandparents

Joke 1
One day, on the news, there was news about a grandfather and a grandmother. The news stated that the couple died in a hotel.

The news, then, confirmed that the grandfather died because he drank expired milk, and the grandmother died because she was stabbed by a dull item. TROLOLOLOL


Joke 2
One day, there was a grandfather and a grandmother watching TV.
The guy in the TV said that he can cure anything. He told them to put 1 hand on what they want to cure, and 1 hand on the TV.

They were curious, and wanted to try. They stepped closer to the TV. The grandmother put one hand on her chest and one hand on the TV.

Jokes - The Man Who Went To Lawang Park

One day, there was a man who just moved from Solo to Jakarta. He was bored, so he took a tour around the city with his car. When he was driving, he saw beautiful women in Lawang Park.

He, then, got out of his car and approached one of the women (he wasn't aware that the women were actually sissies!). He had a little chat and fell in love with this... woman.

10 Bahasa Terpopuler di Dunia

Bahasa bisa dibilang merupakan salah satu anugerah terindah yang diberikan Tuhan kepada manusia. Bayangkan jika di dunia ini tidak ada bahasa atau hanya ada 1 bahasa saja, apakah mungkin para ilmuwan bisa menciptakan penemuan-penemuan penting? Lalu, ada berapa sebenarnya jumlah bahasa di dunia? Menurut Ethnologue, saat ini ada sekitar 6.912 bahasa yang dituturkan orang di seluruh dunia. Jumlah ini tentu saja masih diragukan keakuratannya karena tiap hari ada bahasa baru yang mungkin muncul, sebaliknya ada pula bahasa yang punah. Kita sebagai orang Indonesia bolehlah sedikit berbangga karena ternyata bahasa Indonesia masuk dalam 10 besar bahasa yang memiliki jumlah penutur terbanyak di dunia. Hmmm....jadi ada berapa banyak jumlah penutur bahasa Indonesia? Jawabannya, silahkan ikuti daftar 10 besar bahasa yang paling populer di dunia yang dimulai dari urutan:

The Fanciest Condom In The World

Branded objects increasingly milling. Not only clothing, bags or shoes. Even condoms are also labeled with the famous brands.

An architect from Georgia, Irakli Kiziria, designed comdoms branded Louis Vuitton. With the appendage leading fashion brands from France, the condom is definitely not normal condoms.

What is ADHD?

Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is a developmental disorder. It is characterized primarily by "the co-existence of attentional problems and hyperactivity, with each behavior occurring infrequently alone" and symptoms starting before seven years of age.

Aniston Pulls Bare Breast For Boyfriend

LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) - Jennifer Aniston had her naked boobs pulled from her new movie "Wanderlust," putting a last-minute kibosh on a frontal topless scene out of consideration for her boyfriend and "Wanderlust" co-star, Justin Theroux, an insider tells TheWrap.

Runescape Combat

RuneScape features a real-time combat system. Combat is an important aspect of the game, allowing players to retrieve items or gold dropped by defeated creatures or players and complete quests. A combat level is an indicator of how powerful a player or NPC is in combat. For players, it is determined by applying a mathematical formula to the eight combat skills. Players engage in combat by clicking on the enemy they want their character to attack and will automatically continue fighting until they kill their opponent, die, or retreat from the fight. Most of the game's weapons are medieval or fantastical in nature, and feature different strengths and weaknesses. Players may also summon a familiar to assist with combat and use potions and the Prayer skill to boost their combat prowess.

What is Runescape?

RuneScape is a fantasy massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) released in January 2001 by Andrew and Paul Gower, and developed and published by Jagex Games Studio. It is a graphical browser game implemented on the client-side in Java, and incorporates 3D rendering. The game has approximately 10 million active accounts per month, over 156 million registered accounts, and is recognised by the Guinness World Records as the world's most popular free MMORPG.