Jokes - The Grandparents

Joke 1
One day, on the news, there was news about a grandfather and a grandmother. The news stated that the couple died in a hotel.

The news, then, confirmed that the grandfather died because he drank expired milk, and the grandmother died because she was stabbed by a dull item. TROLOLOLOL


Joke 2
One day, there was a grandfather and a grandmother watching TV.
The guy in the TV said that he can cure anything. He told them to put 1 hand on what they want to cure, and 1 hand on the TV.

They were curious, and wanted to try. They stepped closer to the TV. The grandmother put one hand on her chest and one hand on the TV.

Jokes - The Man Who Went To Lawang Park

One day, there was a man who just moved from Solo to Jakarta. He was bored, so he took a tour around the city with his car. When he was driving, he saw beautiful women in Lawang Park.

He, then, got out of his car and approached one of the women (he wasn't aware that the women were actually sissies!). He had a little chat and fell in love with this... woman.