Joke 1
One day, on the news, there was news about a grandfather and a grandmother. The news stated that the couple died in a hotel.
The news, then, confirmed that the grandfather died because he drank expired milk, and the grandmother died because she was stabbed by a dull item. TROLOLOLOL
Joke 2
One day, there was a grandfather and a grandmother watching TV.
The guy in the TV said that he can cure anything. He told them to put 1 hand on what they want to cure, and 1 hand on the TV.
They were curious, and wanted to try. They stepped closer to the TV. The grandmother put one hand on her chest and one hand on the TV.
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is a developmental disorder. It is characterized primarily by "the co-existence of attentional problems and hyperactivity, with each behavior occurring infrequently alone" and symptoms starting before seven years of age.
RuneScape features a real-time combat system. Combat is an important aspect of the game, allowing players to retrieve items or gold dropped by defeated creatures or players and complete quests. A combat level is an indicator of how powerful a player or NPC is in combat. For players, it is determined by applying a mathematical formula to the eight combat skills. Players engage in combat by clicking on the enemy they want their character to attack and will automatically continue fighting until they kill their opponent, die, or retreat from the fight. Most of the game's weapons are medieval or fantastical in nature, and feature different strengths and weaknesses. Players may also summon a familiar to assist with combat and use potions and the Prayer skill to boost their combat prowess.
